Friday, 4 October 2013

Zynga are pissing me off big style

Zynga are really pissing me of just now, this past week 4 new quests and god knows how many new stuff have had very serious big bugs in them, the most recently the halloween expansion which every time you opened it, it would oops on you, they are not testing this stuff before release they are just releasing it and hoping it works and if it does not that people will pay to get chefcash or other in game cash.

As software developer it really annoys me, this sort of things should only happen now and then, it should be alpha tested, then beta tested then rc tested to see how it affects under load,  the first two are to find bugs, with alpha finding the huge bugs.

It is so annoying when people think i work for these bunch of arse who could not program to save themselves, if i was to work for them the company and the games would be miles better and they would not be based on flash, they be server side such the flash crashes most people get would never happen, any bugs would be down to server overload which as a company it be the company responsibility to make sure they had a bigger enough cluster of server to cope, again if i worked for them this would not be a problem cluster servers and server farms i have done for years, that why i can tell when there is a fault zynga end because i can see the error codes coming from the server.

Wednesday, 2 October 2013

Facebook rant lol

I was going to rant about something on facebook and now i have lost it oh well rant about it in the future it will happen again.

Tuesday, 1 October 2013

American shut down

Ok i keep seeing americans moaning about the shutdown, what do you expect, firstly you blame the wrong people for the state your country is in, obama is not the cause of your problem, he is not your solution either, but the truth is there is no solution, we this world are doomed to live life in the biggest depression and recession ever in on any records recorded.

Why because the underlying issue of what caused all this problem has never been sorted and never will, it is called greed and power, and this is what has caused the shutdown in american, republicans and democrats fighting to get one over each other, they were voted to serve the people but like uk politicians they only care about getting one over the other one in the news they do not care about the people they serve, and the worse bit about it, it is your joe blogs who actually do the work that is suffering not these politicians they are still getting paid,

When this happens makes me wonder why in the world i want to live in it, only reason my family if not for them i probably want out of this inhuman world, we as humans need to learn to be less selfish and less greedy and power hungry.

Be kind to one another the underlying cause of the worlds problems debt is easy to fix but it takes someone with more brains than all those idiots sitting in power today, give me the job for one year over the world and it will be sorted.

Games especially Megapolis

People wonder why i do not play other games than the ones i do play which are chefville, farmville 2, top eleven football manager and occasionally coasterville.

The main reason for not playing other games is they do have the same amount of players on them so it makes them very hard, and even in the case of megapolis where i had loads of friends there was never enough of the stuff you need the game is designed to make you pay money into it, which i refuse to do, if they're free they should be made playable such a single player can advance and actually play them.

So if i ignore your requests to play games it not because of you it because of the game, also i do not like playing games much that do not have automatic post collector i do not have time to sit and manually collect.

if anyone is interested i am considering playing cityville again

Partner Building

Ok i get loads and loads of requests for partner building of cakes and candy sculptures. I accept everyone i do not care, but it seems a lot of people are unaware the partner bit means you are both meant to do the work.

Now as i said i accept all i do not care i prioritise my building based on the one who sent me the request, so if you have done about 10-15 and there is 1 day left i will generally try to finish it

If you have done 20 with 6 days left i will try finish that as well.

So basically if you do not really do work on your own request i will not finish it for you unless i have absolutely nothing else to do which at the moment is not often, so i let it expire and then judge it at whatever tier it is at

Sunday, 22 September 2013

FATHER BUYS A LIE DETECTOR ROBOT THAT SLAPS PEOPLE WHEN THEY LIE


>
> He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
> The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
> The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
> The robot slaps the son.
> The son says, "OK, OK. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
> Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
> Son says, "Toy Story."
> The robot slaps the son.
> Son says, "OK, OK, we were watching porn."
> Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
> The robot slaps the father.
> Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
> The robot slaps the mother.
>
> Robot for sale.

Saturday, 7 September 2013

zynga lagging

Zynga gamers, the servers are lagging badly again i will post a update when it fixed, i know zynga data center host they normal fix these type of issues within hours, it will either be capacity problem or server problem, either way it going to cost zynga for the fix