I am heading for a complete facebook ban!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well the way facebook are censoring me and restricting me it won't be long before i have a full lifelong ban from the site, although i can get round it screw that so i suggest all friends who want to remain in contact with me to start following me on google+

I am really tempted to report the fucker who reported me for spamming because i am using gamer unite that they are bunch of arses who add people they do not know.

Facebook go suck my balls you big fat piece of dickless explosive wankers

facebook downtime!!!

Well it seems facebook went down for two hours yesterday because some idiot decided to do some maintenance on all the servers at once, well as IT COnsultant that is the dumbest thing i have ever heard, ever dumber than my local council upgrade.

You never take your redundancy server out of play, you always have them there so if complete disaster happen on the main server you switch to the redundancy but hey facebook is one the largest companies in the world and they think they can do what they want and screw the people that actually make them money.

Care commission scotland has gone nuts

Well, apparently according to the care commission scotland i do not care for my own children, because i am challenge there dum guidelines which they know to be correct because they have worked in the fields for years!!!!!!

I had only rang them because i was concerned about the recent changes within our childrens nursery and they had came about because the care commission had done a review and told them to change it.

Now the changes i believe are going to put children in more danger, you might as why? well for starters according to the care commission CALPOL dosage changes every 3 days, and that your children can not share a bottle because of contamination!!!! what the fuck do they think they're going to get HIV, for fuck sake what type of parent would we be if we knowingly infected our children. So we have to splash out on new medicine for each child to have there own bottle and get this!!!! THEY NEED THE BOXES huh why the hell does any parent keep the boxes fora medicine like calpol.

There is plenty of other things i am going to pull up but the fact is they tell the nursery they should always do as the parents say, to which our nursery has but when we the parents do not want to do as the care commission say we do not care about our children.

Also the amount of extra paperwork the care commission are giving the nursery nurses i fail to see how they can responsibly care for the children because there going to spending 90% of their day filling out paperwork for the hell of it, apperwork that ain't required.

Facebook graphic app

Ok i knew someone would post this again

i quote this dummish scam ever

"Hello to all of you who are on my list of contacts of Facebook. I haven't wanted to do this, but after finding all of my photos located on another site, I would like to ask a favor of you…. You may not know that Facebook has changed its privacy configuration once again. Thanks to the new “Graphic app”, any person on FB anywhere in the world can see our photos, our “likes” and our “comments”. During the next two weeks, I am going to keep this message posted and I ask you to do the following and comment “DONE”. Those of my friends who do not maintain my information in private will be eliminated from ...my list of friends, because I want the information I share with you, my friends, to remain among my friends and not be available to the whole world. I want to be able to publish photos of my friends and family without strangers being able to see them, which is what happens now when you choose “like” or “comment”. Unfortunately we cannot change this configuration because FB has made it like this.

1. So, please, place your cursor over my photo that appears in this box (without clicking) and a window will open.
2. Now move the cursor to the word “Friends”, again without clicking and then on “Settings”.
3. Un-check “Life Events” and “Comments and Like”. This way my activity with my family and friends will no longer be made public.
4. Now, copy and paste this text on your own wall (do not “share” it!). Once I see it published on your page, I will un-check the same"

Forthose who like to know what the above does, it means you gaming friends will not logner be abke to help you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This does not work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the only way to bloody stop other seeing your profile is to click on teh wee gear icon in the top right have side of the page and select privacy settings

Who can see my stuff change it to family then only family will see or make a new group family and friends and put who you want in it

Who can contact me set this to friends only!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who can look me up again set it to friends only!!!!!!!

Dou you want search engines bla bla select no

The graphic apps doe not do what some ejit who invent this scam up says it does, the graphic app shows the facebook user settings ie facebook id etc it does not show this shit

Now if you want teh above scam done do it the right way look in facebook help for crying out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Facebook scams

Like what i am about to post, i see people post this and other things all the time, what i do not get is why do people not get it is a scam
"I know a lot of you from before Facebook existed, so I care about you or I would not have requested you for a friend. I'm doing this once and once only, so now's your chance.... It occurs to me that for each and every one of you on my friends list, I catch myself looking at your pictures, sharing jokes and news, as well as support during good and bad times. I am also happy to have you among my friends. We will see who will take the time to read this message until the end. If you appreciate your friends from all over the world, go ahead and copy this into your status too, even if it's just for a minute. I'm going to be watching to see who takes care of the friendship, just like me. Thank you all for being a part of my life. Copy and paste please; don't "share." If no one reads my wall, this should be a short experiment. This is a Facebook game to see who reads and who just scrolls. So, if you read this, leave one word on how we met. Only one word, then copy this to your wall so I can leave a word"

There is other ones even more dum where it asks you to change settings but the laugh is changing them settings makes no difference when i see one of them again i will post how you actually do those settings

Partner building again

Why do people send partner requests in chefville and then do jack shit, i have 8 cakes and sculptures that have not had any work done on them, and 3 that have and i am now helping to finish.

If you send me the bloody request do the work it is your bloody cake or sculpture why the hell should i build it for you, i have plenty of supplies can get more easily but why should i build it for you.

I am letting them expire unless the sender of the request gets to tier 3 then i will help, you are wasting your own cakes and sculptures and the best bit i get to harvest them to get stuff.

Very pissed off

Ok i am really, really pissed off, i am not going to say what about, but what it is to do with has invoked a lot of hatred and anger something i have suppressed for a long time, this type of emotions i have not had since i was in my teenage years and that was down to betrayal and being isolated in society because of how i was treated and how i was.

What has happened has made me believe trusting people i should not do anymore, i will just keep close to own family, even though my own family are a bunch of bams, at least they are not judgemental of me, i just hope i can keep the emotions in check enough and not do something i regret because i am not the type of person you want to piss off.

I have really tried to bring about world peace but this is proving to me it is not possible, not matter how nice a person you are, it does not destroy humans stupidity and ability to be judgemental, we as humans need to be destroyed permanently we are not fit to live in this universe, we are greedy, selfish, judgemental, power hungry, and very violent, and most importantly we are no longer human we are inhuman.

Chefville better not have more bugs

Zynga better make sure they have no more bugs because if there is the game is screwed i will get back in, the game is saving every move i make so if there is fuck up and i complete a quest and it saves it well hello infinite endless oops loop.

Zynga are pissing me off big style

Zynga are really pissing me of just now, this past week 4 new quests and god knows how many new stuff have had very serious big bugs in them, the most recently the halloween expansion which every time you opened it, it would oops on you, they are not testing this stuff before release they are just releasing it and hoping it works and if it does not that people will pay to get chefcash or other in game cash.

As software developer it really annoys me, this sort of things should only happen now and then, it should be alpha tested, then beta tested then rc tested to see how it affects under load,  the first two are to find bugs, with alpha finding the huge bugs.

It is so annoying when people think i work for these bunch of arse who could not program to save themselves, if i was to work for them the company and the games would be miles better and they would not be based on flash, they be server side such the flash crashes most people get would never happen, any bugs would be down to server overload which as a company it be the company responsibility to make sure they had a bigger enough cluster of server to cope, again if i worked for them this would not be a problem cluster servers and server farms i have done for years, that why i can tell when there is a fault zynga end because i can see the error codes coming from the server.

Facebook rant lol

I was going to rant about something on facebook and now i have lost it oh well rant about it in the future it will happen again.

American shut down

Ok i keep seeing americans moaning about the shutdown, what do you expect, firstly you blame the wrong people for the state your country is in, obama is not the cause of your problem, he is not your solution either, but the truth is there is no solution, we this world are doomed to live life in the biggest depression and recession ever in on any records recorded.

Why because the underlying issue of what caused all this problem has never been sorted and never will, it is called greed and power, and this is what has caused the shutdown in american, republicans and democrats fighting to get one over each other, they were voted to serve the people but like uk politicians they only care about getting one over the other one in the news they do not care about the people they serve, and the worse bit about it, it is your joe blogs who actually do the work that is suffering not these politicians they are still getting paid,

When this happens makes me wonder why in the world i want to live in it, only reason my family if not for them i probably want out of this inhuman world, we as humans need to learn to be less selfish and less greedy and power hungry.

Be kind to one another the underlying cause of the worlds problems debt is easy to fix but it takes someone with more brains than all those idiots sitting in power today, give me the job for one year over the world and it will be sorted.

Games especially Megapolis

People wonder why i do not play other games than the ones i do play which are chefville, farmville 2, top eleven football manager and occasionally coasterville.

The main reason for not playing other games is they do have the same amount of players on them so it makes them very hard, and even in the case of megapolis where i had loads of friends there was never enough of the stuff you need the game is designed to make you pay money into it, which i refuse to do, if they're free they should be made playable such a single player can advance and actually play them.

So if i ignore your requests to play games it not because of you it because of the game, also i do not like playing games much that do not have automatic post collector i do not have time to sit and manually collect.

if anyone is interested i am considering playing cityville again

Partner Building

Ok i get loads and loads of requests for partner building of cakes and candy sculptures. I accept everyone i do not care, but it seems a lot of people are unaware the partner bit means you are both meant to do the work.

Now as i said i accept all i do not care i prioritise my building based on the one who sent me the request, so if you have done about 10-15 and there is 1 day left i will generally try to finish it

If you have done 20 with 6 days left i will try finish that as well.

So basically if you do not really do work on your own request i will not finish it for you unless i have absolutely nothing else to do which at the moment is not often, so i let it expire and then judge it at whatever tier it is at

FATHER BUYS A LIE DETECTOR ROBOT THAT SLAPS PEOPLE WHEN THEY LIE

>
> He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
> The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
> The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
> The robot slaps the son.
> The son says, "OK, OK. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
> Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
> Son says, "Toy Story."
> The robot slaps the son.
> Son says, "OK, OK, we were watching porn."
> Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
> The robot slaps the father.
> Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
> The robot slaps the mother.
>
> Robot for sale.

zynga lagging

Zynga gamers, the servers are lagging badly again i will post a update when it fixed, i know zynga data center host they normal fix these type of issues within hours, it will either be capacity problem or server problem, either way it going to cost zynga for the fix 

Pissed of with farmville 2 bug

ok farmville 2 has pissed me off, now the animals can walk through fences, i used to use the fences to enclose them and keep them where i wanted them and to separate out the different type of animals and prized one but now they just walk right through it like it is not there.

Chefville staffing

For chefville friends,

I am constantly getting staff requests for the same thing form the same people, once someone accept your staffing request they can not staff another position it has to be different people that staff the other position. it does not matter how many times i accept i can only be on one position, so please do not think i am ignoring you but it the way the game is designed, you are best using your requests more effectively and send to people who have not staffed it for you yet

This only affect the item you are staffing for example butcher need 4 staff position you can fill it will 4 people and those 4 people can be used for say Cheyenne pepper pot etc

Chefville catering

Can i ask chefville friends who send me catering invites, can you tell me hat you are wanting cooked, although i can see your order i have no idea what you want cooked, so please just pm me what you want cooked like this. 4 bla and 6 blabla etc

Chefville doing my nut in

OK CHEFVILLE IS DOING MY ******* NUT IN

I HAVE LOGGED IN ONLY 10 MINUTES AGO AND SINCE THEN I HAVE HAD 19 GAME UPDATES REFRESH MESSAGE, FOR FUCK SAKE ZYNGA HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU NEED TO UPDATE THE GAME, PUT OUT ONE UPDATE THEN LEAVE IT AT THAT, I AM SPENDING MORE TIME FUCKIGN RELOADING THE GAME THAN I AM PLAYING, IF I WANT A INFINITE RELOAD LOOP I WILL CREATE ONE MY SELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am dictator rofl

I would love to know how i am dictator!!!!!! thankfully i am not being called a dick taker :O, just because i ask neighbors to organise and tidy there kitchen so it is easier to find things i am dictator!!!! i am not forcing you to change it, i am merely saying the conditions or criteria i am setting out for how i might decided to remove you from my neighbor list but i am not removing you as a friend only neighbor bar to which i can only have 300 max are some people really that thick??? for god sake i am dyslexic and i can read better than some of these idiots, i add people to help them not me, if you do not like my way or deciding MY NEIGHBOR BAR tough defriend me like it bothers me, at the end of the day i play the game it up to me who i have on my neighbor bar sorry i am trying to help good friends by saying do not be offended about being removed just send me a new neighbor request.

I think next time i will just be ignorant and a bastard and just remove people and give no warning at least then you can call me something, and to the fucking bam that decided to go spread lies about me in another group you can go taking a flying shite to yourself i am glad you have blocked me so i do not need to see your garbage again

The dreaded religion question

Ok i have been dreading responding to this question lol, because i am going to offended a lot of people with this

i got asked "Why do you not do prayers everyone does"

I do not do prayers because i do not believe in god, it is scientifically proven there is no god, god is only belief in the mind, but why do i disbelief it even more i have took the time it actually read 5 or 6 different religions bibles, and read the transcripts there they come from, nor the ones making these bibles are clearly taking there own view on what is written in the transcript, why you ask because for example it says the sky is blue, and bible one puts the sky is very blue, bible 2 puts the sky is bluish now that is not what it said they have taken out of context what was said, and made a different meaning to the original

Also i do not believe in any religion not just because of science but also because all bibles claim the day is coming that will cleanse the earth, but that is true the but that they get wrong is the fact that cleansing the earth does not mean humans will survive, us humans are destroying the earth so i truly believe that when that times comes which i actually think will be in 2029 but why is different matter, that we will all be wiped out and no government etc will survive not even in there 50 stories under the ground bunkers

Please do not get offended when i do not offer prayers to you, i just do not believe in religion or a god so a prayer is against what i believe but i do wish everyone well, if i could bring a ever lasting peace to the world and rid it of the evil i would but other who have tried in the pat have been assassinated so i have no desire to do it unless i get paid a lot of money so i can make sure i am safe  :)

Also please do not try to convenience me there is a god because the argument i will have will you will annoy you, accept my way of being i accept your just do not try to force or change me to your way, if you want to truly do it prove with science there is god, that means making me see a god which is impossible :D 

screw you facebook wanting my mobile number no chance

i am going to shove something up facebook arse in a minute i will not give my mobile number nor any my personal details to bunch of insecure idiots, according to facebook i am insure good at least i have nothing on this dum profile worth nicking apart from a few rants, and if someone did take over my account wouldn't take most people to work out if it is me or not i am unique in the way i talk

minecraft here i come

Ok after much moaning from my little pain in my arse brother who moans more than david cameron, i am going to play minecraft but not in the same way others do, i plan to make the biggest tnt explosion ever and record it my computer should cope if not well my dear brother wifey mags will want to kill you since then i will bu8ilt the ultimate computer to set it off will probably cost about 5000 to 10000 pounds especially if i go the cluster route for more ram and processing power