FATHER BUYS A LIE DETECTOR ROBOT THAT SLAPS PEOPLE WHEN THEY LIE

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> He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
> The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
> The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
> The robot slaps the son.
> The son says, "OK, OK. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
> Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
> Son says, "Toy Story."
> The robot slaps the son.
> Son says, "OK, OK, we were watching porn."
> Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
> The robot slaps the father.
> Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
> The robot slaps the mother.
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> Robot for sale.